Just because I'm going to BayCon in two days

... doesn't mean that I can't be dragged into distractions by co-workers with big artistic ambitions. And I do mean big:

(Original picture by Orion, here. Converted into vector graphics by James Todd to facilitate the life-size printout.)

In other news, I would just like to officially announce that CSS is utterly appalling. Or, more specifically, its consistency of implementation is. That is all.