Today's moment of Zen

eBay yanks ad for used Schwarzenegger cough drop:

A cough drop the governor reputedly sucked on, then tossed half-finished into a trash can, was put up for auction on eBay, listed under the heading "Schwarzenegger's DNA."

It was just as quickly taken down after eBay decided it fell into the category of "body parts," which the Web site will not list for sale.

An eBay spokesman said the seller, identified only as "AMF814," could put the cough drop back up for sale if he or she reclassified it as a collectible.

... Unfortunately, before that could occur, John and Sarah Connor broke into AMF814's house and destroyed the artifact with plastic explosives, accompanied by a suspiciously buff robot sucking on a lozenge of unknown origin.