Objective: To find a position allowing me to promote universal peace, tolerance, and cogno-intellectual enlightenment.

Salary range: $30,000 - $40,000 per (Earth) year.

Education

4500 years of existence	25+ confirmed incarnations, plus multiple memories of prior existence (5,000+ years ago)	Wide variety of forms in incarnations, including: Dragon [4+ times]; Yelani [2+ times] Human [2+ times]; Elf Shapeshifter Sapient insect-thing; Fish
Notable causes of death: Natural aging; assassination; suicide; being eaten by a bigger fish Notable social positions: Dragon Clan leader-to-be; Duke; principal villain of an entire race's mythology; one of only a handful of non-unicorns ever to learn unicorn magic; not quite the biggest fish in the food chain Languages best known: High Dragon, Garnian, Terran, Yelani, English, PERL, Java, HTML

 

Employment

1997 - Present:

Fleet -- "Egypt Base," Terra Yelani/Terran ambassador; consultant

• Informing Terrans of Yelani psychology and motivations
• Working to integrate Sthulo Yelani and draconids for Terran Mars Terraforming Project
• Helping Terrans adjust to changes and fix problems caused by 1,000-year planetary jump

1996 - Present:

"Alfandria"/"The Dominance"/"Wang Toodle of Dragons"/"xgrmpflmprxyzzz" Web Developer; Therianthrope Figurehead; XY Conspirator

• Helping others develop their true selves through online resources such as the Draconity FAQ
• Consistently breaking new ground on therianthrope issues; among most visible and public of dragons
• Once posted a horrible pun on Czechs bouncing and lived to tell the tale

approx. 1900? - 1967:

Kingdom of Garn -- Halian Human researcher

• Changed from dragon form to human form weekly to interact and collect printed information
• Shared knowledge with other dragons to aid in cultural understanding

Further employment references available upon request.

 

Recent Projects/Achievements

• 1999: Helped convince entire Terran splinter colony of Yelani to resettle to aid Mars terraforming project.
• 1998: Gave powerful, sentient artifact to Yelani to encourage more peaceful dispute resolution techniques. Gained positive mention in Yelani mythology/history, partially offsetting 5,000 years of historical distortion.
• 1997: Played key role in the successful project to circumvent Yelani reality bomb and return Terra to existence. Also played key role in Terra's subsequent defense.
• 1996-7: Discovered and infiltrated secret spiritual conspiracy dedicated to humanity's destruction. Called in favors. Turned it into secret conspiracy dedicated to humanity's protection.
• 1996: Didn't blow up Florida.

 

References

• Cszherny, the Unicorn King
  • Time known: 750 years
  • Relationship: Bodyguard-ee, Unicorn Magic teacher
  
  
• Cipher, Terran Fleet leader
  • Time known: 5 years
  • Relationship: Diplomatic contact, Terran/Yelani relations; supervisor, current Terran work
  
  
• Thea Stardancer, shapeshifter
  • Time known: 2000+ years (22 incarnations)
  • Relationship: Former adversary, Shapeshifter Wars; soulmate
    

Like what you see? You can rent me by the hour if you want to take a test flight (so to speak). Reasonable rates.

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